We have come too far in the Women’s liberation movement for our modern day Hunter to throw his female over his shoulder and take charge. Saying, “me man, you woman, come”.
That is of course unless modern day Gatherer approves of it first.
Confusion is faced as the Hunters role has slowly lost its authoritative dominance.
The Female now has many opportunities to become the Hunter. Bringing in the income, taking care of her family’s livelihood and joint decision making.
Her intention is never to under mind her partner or offend his masculinity. She’s only taking care of business.
The modern day hunter.
Times have changed and the Hunter now spends more time on his grooming. Sweet smelling aftershaves drift through the air. Females catching the fragrance as he struts on by. Making her weak at the knees.
His sessions at the beauty salon often left with less body hair than his female counterparts. It may appear as if gender roles have been swapped. The Gatherer a ballsy and modern day go getter.
The Male spending nearly as much time in front of the mirror as the women. Leaving the mucho flexing his muscles in the mirror. Considering Botox and peck in-plants to complete his buff looking physic.
Adjusting a part of his hair to sit perfectly. Reaching for his phone. He puts on his million dollar smile. Strikes a pose that says I’ve done this before and takes the shot.
Male reviews the photo. Focusing on the mouth area. Thinking it really was worth the money getting his teeth whitened. This baby is going straight on Instagram or Facebook. It seems those bathroom underwear selfies never get old.
Celebrity and models no longer the only ones being snapped up like stars. Every footpath, road side and background an opportunity for a pic to be taken. Youngsters going to great lengths maintaining their cloths, make-up and hair. Who knows where their face might show up? One must question has the selfie epidemic gone too far?
We like to look good.
Wanting to look good will never go out of fashion. Era after era we have all chased beauty products that will rid us of wrinkles. Motivated to keep our youth like complexion. Masking tape used to lift areas where perky is always welcome.
However we can take pounds off within seconds these days. Blemishes a thing of the past. Smaller waists, fuller chests, thinner thighs, straighter and smaller noises. Wider eyes are all at the touch of a button. The only skills one requires is Photoshop.
The bed wrestle.
When we wear our favourite outfits we walk a little taller. Ooze with confidence. This gets the attention of our admirers. Singles looking for a partner. Couples keeping their physical attraction alive.
No longer is the mating call initiated with effort. No smooth talking lines. Dinner dates and cinema time left to the more mature.
The booty call. Shows little imagination, no sweet words of desire, setting the mood. No fluttering of the eyes. There’s little hint of flirtation.
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Imagine the male Peacock thinking, I’m just going to jump her. I have no time to fluff my feathers.
The female Peacock known as the Peafowl enjoys his dance and the shaking of his backside. What beauty we would miss if these creatures did not do the dance of love before the act.
There’s a remarkable difference.
Could you imagine the Caveman meeting the Spandex bicycle rider? What would one think of the other?
Modern day man proud of his well-worked muscles. Able to cycle a mountain within seconds. They ride in packs often stopping at coffee shops. Strutting their stuff wearing their tight fitting attire. His junk visible to all. Everyone politely accepting this sports costume.
Riding a bike is everything to a cyclist. The friendship and camaraderie you have with other cyclists …to a cyclist, it was the be-all and end-all of your life. – Tommy Godwin
Hunter sizing up lycra lover, wondering where his body hair has gone. None located on the legs or the chest. Huntsman unsure of this new species. Bike rider unable to stand natural body odours coming from the Caveman.
No longer does the man require skills with a spear or bow and arrow. Gone are the days where the male bought dinner to the table in the form of a carcass. Proud of his hunting stealth and physical expertise.
Our modern day Hunter drives the latest model car. His bank balance, status, title and material wealth is what grows the confidence.
Woman no longer expected to remain tight lipped and hold on to her opinions. Submissively awaiting their male ruler to take the lead.
She now can be seen with her hands on her hips while tapping her toes impatiently. If it was possible one would see smoke bellowing out of her ears and nose. It’s not standard practice to hide the attitude and bite the tongue anymore.
In these times we really have to feel for the boys with old school attitudes and beliefs. Feeling out of place, left wondering where the good times went.
These men favouring a woman being chained to the kitchen sink. She knew her place. He felt competent making all decisions. Woman nor child was able to question his authority.
Old timers reminiscing of the days where a light rub of the opposite sexes buttock was a practiced part of the job. Sexist remarks flying through the air at the woman’s expense.
Men of that era thought this type of behaviour entertaining. Woman found such humour boring and far from attractive.
At the show, but missing the event.
You miss that concert? No worries we have amateur camera men and woman all over.
You’ll be able to catch that special event. Someone will have made the sacrifice and watched the live show through their screen. Annoying everyone else that surrounds them.
Arms stretched out in front, camera rolling, recording the action. We only hope they have a steady hand. Nothing worse than catching up on a missed show hearing the commentary in the back ground or a shaky screen.
We have come a long way from the Caveman days. The Hunter used his physical might to catch and kill for the continued supply of food.
While the Gatherer tended to the vegetables and cooking. Both roles maximising their strengths. Keeping families and communities alive.
Now a days its shared power and decision making. Leaving the ‘Old School thinkers’ reminiscing about the days where they had the upper hand.
Females holding their own. No longer dependent on the opposite sex. How we go about surviving has changed dramatically.
The male now lapping up his time at the salon. Allow him the same indulgences that we enjoy. Not only do we leave looking and feeling good. There’s something in these services we find therapeutic.
The bootie call has been around for ages. Physical encounters without any strings attached. Little effort is required for this type of mating, yet both parties seem to agree to the terms.
The selfie nation has been embraced by all ages. Loads of shots taken, never missing that special moment that we want to share. Not all pics are to our liking, but we have learnt to move past them.
There will always be a battle of the sexes, it keeps life interesting. The modern day Hunter and Gatherer, a unique species.
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